My mind is full of terrible visions, visions of...
CLINTON-CYRUS 2016
Ok, I have no idea if Hillary Clinton will be running in 2016, but the prospect of getting a picture of old Bill twerking is just too good to pass up.
It should be noted that research on this comic was conducted in the same way one should observe a solar eclipse: with extreme eye protection. Why? Because otherwise this:
Thanks to the Internet's tendency to provide infinite coverage on distracting, superficial events, we were easily able to get the gist of the joke's subject matter without ever watching a single Twerking video.
Originally we were thinking of doing a comic about Nintendo's announcement of the 2DS this week. There is something uniquely sad that occurs when a company backpedals on its own formerly "innovative" new technologies, like the way Xbox had to retract its DRM "innovations" (abominations?) during the last E3. The comic for the 2DS would probably have gone along the lines of a fake advertisement saying "Are you tired of playing games on more than one screen? We sure are. And 3D-graphics? Who needs that? And you know what? Color can fuck off too. 1 screen, 2 dimensions, black and white only: the new Nintendo 1S". The visual punchline is that we'd just show a picture of a 1989 Game Boy with an 8-bit middle finger.
- Sozo
