Artist's Note:
This is the second time we've had Kim Kardashian in our strip, especially as the butt of our jokes.
Writer's Note:
If you didn't already know, cable companies throttle the shit out of their internet traffic, discriminating against certain websites (most prominently Youtube). They can also do this without fear of a class action lawsuit because all customer contracts include a clause barring customers from this form of legal action. If this sounds screwy to you, you're not alone, but the Supreme Court has upheld these clauses since 2011, so the only way around this would likely be Congress...