Artist's Note:
This comic delights me to no end. Sadly I can't read it aloud, for doing such a thing would turn me into a giggling mound of flesh that is less than human. The phrase "big black dick' fires up some primordial section in my brain, leaving me in a fit of laughter, snickers & snorts. Gawd I'm a manchild through and through...
Writer's Note:
While I'm a bit disappointed that a game like this doesn't already exist, I'm sure DMs everywhere are glad they don't have to put up with this level of player BS.