Learning Machine Learning

Artist's Note:

I'm probably the only artist here who'd be totally A-OK with this possibility. It's like having an assistant, who can do everything you do based on observation... and slowly take over your responsibilities until you feel like a husk of a human being with no sense of purpose. 

Oh dear. That spiraled quickly.

Writer's Note:

In retrospect, it's probably not the smartest idea to violently attack a learning machine.