Artist's Note:
FYI, "If You Give a Bird a Brownie" is the primary book Apex Mom reads to her children. They know what's up.
Writer's Note:
So on the one hand that kid is now psychologically scarred for life, doomed to a thousand sleepless nights of eschatological anxiety, but on the other hand she won't accidentally kill any birds by feeding them chocolate. I think that's a net win.
