Artist's Note:

This dog's elaborate trap-house makes me question whether he hates deliverymen, or enjoys messing w/ them.

Writer's Note:

First of all, Sarah gets full credit for this comic's title. It's pretty awesome, and I'd put it up there with our still-favorite comic title, "Do Weeabos Dream of Electric Garbage?".

In any case, and perhaps out of guilt for our own excessive use of online delivery services, we have a lot of sympathy for the delivery and postal workers who make modern life possible, especially during the holidays.

But that doesn't stop Crouton the dog. We've already established that he's very tech savvy and kind of a troll, so this comic is just the natural progression of his character.