Artist's Note:
Ahhh, nothing better than having your hunting fantasies ruined by the anguished cries of your dying game. Where’s that tofurkey?
Writer's Note:
It’s a modern take on the Western genre - the SoyCowboy!
…but yeah, Rockstar can keep its gratuitous animal skinning animations. I’ll take the Breath of the Wild’s cartoonish bouncing meat and vegetables (complete with happy music) over realism any day.