Artist's Note:
If you want to know why he’s so mad, it’s because she ordered two dozen 30lb kettlebells.
Writer's Note:
Or, alternatively, he’s mad because he’s an environmentalist knows Lark ordered 12 rolls of toilet paper that were each shipped in their own, generously-padded boxes.
Either way, pour one out for the all the overworked and underpaid warehouse and delivery workers this holiday season.