Episode 32: New Year, New Virus

The year just started but it’s already kicking our a**. Fortunately Danny Devito cures everything.

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Posted on January 16, 2020 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs happy holidays! Norovirus.

Episode 31: A Game of Skywalkers: Rise of the Infinity Throne

These stupid franchises are over and so is this stupid decade.

Posted on December 26, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs happy holidays!.

Episode 30: Getting to the Bottom of Things

If there is such a thing as a pediatric proctologist, please don’t tell us. We’d rather not know.

Posted on December 19, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Baby Yoda Jeffrey Epstein DIdn't Kill Himself Dr. Blicklestein Proctology Colonoscopy.

Episode 29: I Choose You...Jeffrey Epstein!

In a world of darkness, one man rises above and beyond...by eating a $120,000 banana off the wall and scrawling 'Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself' in its place.

Posted on December 12, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Elon Musk Tesla Michael Bloomberg Presidential Election 2020 Donald Trump Smooth Brain Theory.

Episode 28: Oh Lawd He Runnin

It’s that special time of year again..when billionaires run for president and grind their workforce into a pulp.

Posted on December 5, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Elon Musk Tesla Michael Bloomberg Presidential Election 2020 Donald Trump Smooth Brain Theory.

Episode 27: Please Ignore the Corsola in the Room

First they came for the Corsola and I did nothing...

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Episode 26: Frodokemon

She is Sarahgorn, son of Sarahthorn...

Posted on November 14, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Sarah is still sick Lord of the Rings Sauron The One Ring Pokemon Pokemon Sword and Shield Gender Reveal Parties.

Episode 25: We Are All Little Piggies Feasting On Slop?

We butt-chug digital soylent and we just can’t stop.

Posted on November 7, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs waluigi webcomics 4-panel webcomics quantity over quality webcomics are too easy.

Episode 24: Mei'd In China

What's the easiest way to scare a Blizzard executive on Halloween? Click to find out!

Posted on October 31, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Blizzard Activision Activision Blizzard Blizzcon 2019 Blizzcheung.

Episode 23: Chonkomax

Where we discuss why being fat is better than being skinny and why modern exercise fads are intentionally humiliating.

Posted on October 24, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Nintendo Nintendo Conference 2019 Ring Fit Adventure Pokemon Pokemon Sword and Shield Gigantamax.

Episode 22: Fat, Stupid, and Loving It

We have seen the future and it is stupid, fat, and glorious. Also a seal.

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Nintendo Yuki the Seal Nintendo Conference 2019.

Episode 21: Metal Goose Solid

Keeping it short and sweet, like Untitled Goose Game.

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Episode 20: Big Goose Energy

It’s finally time! Link’s Awakening (the remake) is out and we’re TOTALLY NOT PLAYING IT, because Untitled Goose Game is where it’s at.

Posted on September 26, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Nintendo Nintendo Switch Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Untitled Goose Game Princess Bride Remake The Argument for Nostalgia Pokemon Pokemon Sword and Shield Sirfetch'd.

Episode 19: What Happens in Reno...

The writer and artist fanboy over the FF7 Remake, but what the heck happened to Reno?

We discuss everything we love and are baffled by the reveal of Midgar, Reno's chest, the reveal of summons, Reno's lips, FF7's campy vibes, Reno's bishounen appearance, god wtf happened to Reno?!

Posted on September 19, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Nintendo Tokyo Game Show TGS Final Fantasy 7 Remake FF7 Remake Nintendo Ring Ring Fit Adventure.

Episode 18: The Ol' Switch-eroo

We took an unintentional break and somehow we worked harder during it. So we’re back from our anti-vacation, haggard and ready to work more!

We talk about the latest Nintendo Direct, the many games being released, and Sarah’s condoning of violence if you spot a businessman playing a soon-to-be-released game on their Switch.

Posted on September 12, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Nintendo Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Banjo Kazooie Undertale.

Epsideo 17: The Amazon is on Fire...Emblem

The world is on fire, but all we can talk about is Fire Emblem.

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Posted on August 29, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Fire Emblem Fire Emblem: Three Houses Amazonia Amazon Fire.

Episode 16: The Last Pissbender

The title says it all, and thank god that she is the last.

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Episode 15: The Power of Chill

Today we talk about how La Croix is made of freshly squeezed birbs, and how the ultimate superpower is to chill the fuck out.

Posted on August 15, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs La Croix Sparkling Water Birbs Natural Flavors.

Episode 14: The Giant Fully-Automatic Elephant in the Room

Trying and failing to ignore the heavily armed elephant in the room. Seriously, we did our best to ignore it...but this is America. Also Sarah tries to make Crotchfire a thing, and fails.

Posted on August 8, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Mass shootings This is America Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Captain Falcon Drawing Knees.

Episode 13: This Episode Will Self-Destruct In...

We tried to talk about Fire Emblem but our computers kept exploding and killing us. Fortunately permadeath was off so we are back and thirsty for all the waifus and husbandos.

Posted on August 1, 2019 by Sarah Yoshi and filed under Writers Room and tagged Kirby SFXs Fire Emblem Fire Emblem: Three Houses Vampires Furries Fursonas Waifus Husbandos Permadeath Polycules Bernadetta Professor Snape Hogwarts Fanfiction.net.